Because a bountiful life is so much more than business and work, a sense of humor is a key ingredient to balance,
happiness, and success. Below are just a few grins and chuckles to help you get through the day. Not everyone
has the same sense of humor, so some people may find this funny and some people may find this silly, but nothing
is meant to be offensive. The humorous pieces will change on a fairly regular basis, so come back again!
happiness, and success. Below are just a few grins and chuckles to help you get through the day. Not everyone
has the same sense of humor, so some people may find this funny and some people may find this silly, but nothing
is meant to be offensive. The humorous pieces will change on a fairly regular basis, so come back again!
Favorite Hymns
Dentist's Hymn........................................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn...............................There Shall Be Showers Of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn...................................The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn...................................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn...................................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn..............................Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn.................................Open My Eyes That I Might See
The Gossip's Hymn.................................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn............................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn...............................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn.................................I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn...............He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn..................................The Great Physician
The CPA’s Hymn.....................................Count Your Blessings One By One
The IRS Agent's Hymn.............................I Surrender All
Dentist's Hymn........................................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn...............................There Shall Be Showers Of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn...................................The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn...................................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn...................................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn..............................Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn.................................Open My Eyes That I Might See
The Gossip's Hymn.................................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn............................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn...............................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn.................................I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn...............He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn..................................The Great Physician
The CPA’s Hymn.....................................Count Your Blessings One By One
The IRS Agent's Hymn.............................I Surrender All
During a tax audit, the auditor asked the taxpayer, "How have you
managed to buy such a luxurious villa while your income is so low?"
"Well," the taxpayer answered, "while fishing last summer I caught a
large golden fish. When I took it off the hook, the fish opened his
mouth and said, 'I am a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea and
I'll give you the most luxurious villa you have ever seen'. So, I threw
the fish back to the sea, and got the villa."
"How can you prove such an unbelievable story?"
"Well, you can see the villa, can't you?"
managed to buy such a luxurious villa while your income is so low?"
"Well," the taxpayer answered, "while fishing last summer I caught a
large golden fish. When I took it off the hook, the fish opened his
mouth and said, 'I am a magical fish. Throw me back to the sea and
I'll give you the most luxurious villa you have ever seen'. So, I threw
the fish back to the sea, and got the villa."
"How can you prove such an unbelievable story?"
"Well, you can see the villa, can't you?"
| Top 10 Reasons Why I Became a C.P.A. 10. I didn't make the cut at Q-School. 9. Nobody gets an Academy Award until we say so. 8. No one ever asks, “How do you spell that?” 7. I get to work on Saturdays and Sundays while my friends are forced to watch the “March Madness” NCAA tournament on TV and go to the Houston Open in April. 6. All the free pencils I want. 5. I get to enjoy the great indoors. 4. The club jacket and secret handshakes are the coolest. 3. I get to answer all those “quick questions.” 2. I get to experience five seasons a year: summer, fall, winter, spring, and tax season. And the number one reason… 1. Mom wanted me to be a rock star and this is my way of rebelling. |
| A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live." The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer." |
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